American Sentences from the Neighbourhood

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2023 by Hello World

(American Sentence form)

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• neighbour’s dog barks only at me, even when I feed him through the fence

• every morning the birds chirp, every evening the motorcycles rev

• election signs fill the lawns and politicians are all narcissists

• raccoons sh!t on porches and skunks dig up lawns for grubs – Mother Nature

• flipping birds, one way streets are optional during angry rush hours

• there’s nothing to buy when death’s salesman comes knocking on your front door

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